Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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