Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Randomize
