I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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