ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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