ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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