what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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