we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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