I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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