no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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