she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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