I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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