I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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