Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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