the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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