No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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