she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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