We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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