Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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