I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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