I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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