ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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