You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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