how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
only if we run a train.
done.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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