I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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