Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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