ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
