if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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