great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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