I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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