just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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