But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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