Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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