For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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