Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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