This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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