I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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