Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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