dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So much rum. So many feels.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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