Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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