Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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