I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
