Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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