Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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