did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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