Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I have already put on my inside pants.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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