I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Randomize
