Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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