first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
