Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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