I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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