I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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