Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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