Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I DEMAND FORESKIN
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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