Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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