Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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