I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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