im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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