i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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