he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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