So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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