The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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