My boss' voice literally gives me gas
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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