So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
