I'll bet she douches with gravy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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