you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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