she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
wow bdsm is so cute
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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