when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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