everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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