She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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